In my backyard
there’s a jungle we can run through
and have an adventure
and some fun too
put on your muddy shoes
and take the first step
out the back door-
I know that looks like a deck
but that deck is a dock
where the riverboats stop awhile
and the river’s filled with piranhas
and crocodiles
OK, hop in now
Alright, we’re in the boat….
Oh no, this thing can’t float!
You can swim I hope!
Whew! We made it
that was a close call
but now we’re on the edge of a cliff!
Don’t fall!
See that old ball?
Grab it and throw it and hope it hits
it’s a magical
opening rope bridge
don’t get scared
don’t look down
OK, we made it
Whoa! look at this old book I found
It’s a map to the treasure
that’s been hidden
back since forever
We can find it and grab it together
go under this tree branch
now we’re in a cave
but wait! we got tricked!
now we’re in a cage!
grab that stick
now we got swords
I got mine-you got yours
Now we have to hit these locked doors
DSH! DSH!
Yes! We cracked it open!
But it’s too dark to see
here, drink this magic potion
what’s that glowing? and why’d it get a lot hotter?
Oh no! Look at the ground!
Its hot lava!

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Whoa! There’s some water on the ground!
You know what it means?
It means the kitchen is an ocean
where’s the submarine?
It’s the couch back there
get on a cushion
Ok, this is the captain’s chair…
stop pushin!
bbbbrrrpppttmm….
what is this?
It’s a pile of clothes
but under it is a sunken ship
and there’s no grey smoke…
oh yes there is!!
watch out for the explosion
Boom! It blew us out of the ocean!
Now the couch is floating!
Cause now it’s a spaceship
and you’re Chewbacca
no wait, I’m changing it-it’s a helicopter!
and there’s a sea monster
that looks like my dog
but watch out for her tongue
cause she’s a giant frog
and if she licks you she poisons you
cause she licks the toilet too
Eww! She licked me!
wait! I’m poison proof!
But still I gotta get her back!
Her days are done!
pass me that remote control
it’s a laser gun
DWEET! I made her disappear
See? she isn’t here!
Nuh uh, she didn’t walk away
I didn’t see her
Anyway, I’m bored of this
let’s get off the couch
Oh! I know!
Let’s see if we can cross the house
without touching the floor
it’s not water
anymore, it’ll burn you up
it’s hot lava!

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